You have arrived at the official Russ Greeno holding cell.  Back in the year 2004, Russ Greeno was deemed too strange to live in normal society and was digitally transcoded into MP6.

Just like when CD's are ripped into MP3; lots of unnecessary data was thrown away during the conversion process and now all that remains of Russ Greeno's personality have been embedded into this website.

Russ Greeno now spends most of his uptime producing freelance content for Mevio.com, usually in the form of Video Game reviews covering almost every format imaginable:
Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, Sony Playstation 3, Sony PSP, Microsoft XBox 360, Windows PC & Android, Apple iPhone.

Russ Greeno has been wasting his life playing computer and video games for over twenty years. Ever since a child he was more interested playing with sprites on a screen than with friends in reality.

See where its gotten him? He's not rich, he's not famous and he still doesn't have any friends. All he is now is just a sprite on your screen!